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Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. " "Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 25 years? He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today". If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.' The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.These two things add lot of color and emotions (good and bad) to our life and make it complete (or should I say finished??? To attain success in these two, it takes hard work and discipline, and years of training.However I know most people look for short cuts so let me share my 2 cents worth of experience: They had become the 'most infamous couple' of the city for not having a single conflict during their period of 25 long years!Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.My horse was pretty okay, but the horse on which my wife was riding, seemed to be a crazy one. " Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.